His urine lands everywhere but the commode.
Husband of mine, oh husband of mine,
If you go into our bathroom and stand next to the shower you will see this thing that some call a commode.
Its great, its got a vaccuum within it and water, and anything you put inside of it is suctioned down.
What does this mean?
Well for one, this should be your first stop before you get in the shower every morning (don’t think I haven’t figured out your game).
Secondly, when you urinate, aim for this large hole.
I’m not sure how it happens, but pee winds up on the floor, walls, mirror, really?
I don’t want you to think that I am complaining. I’m not, I love the sunshine yellow color that our floor can sometimes be.
I just wanted to share with you the wonderment that is that white hole.
