The Rules for being a “good wife”…
1. Be capable of anticipating each and every one of your husbands needs.
2. Never complain, get angry, raise your voice or express yourself.
3. Never ask questions.
4. Wake up an hour before your husband each morning, shower, and make yourself look nice, your husband should never see you without makeup.
5. Have dinner and a drink ready for your husband when he arrives home after a long day of work.
6. Stay in shape, husbands love small waists and toned and muscular bodies.
7. Have sex with your husband any time he asks you to.
8. Make sure you always appear less intelligent than your husband, its important to keep his self esteem afloat.
9. Let your husband control the finances, seriously, it will make your life much easier.
10. Keep your husbands favorite things on hand. You never know when he might run out of something he really needs.
11. Dress sexy. When you clean up- wear high heels, and revealing outfits.
12. Never burp, expel gas, or perform any other bodily function in front of your husband.
13. Always act as a hostess when your husband has friends around.
14. Let him be the boss.
15. Always smell amazing, men like that.
