January 2009
6 posts
A good wife is always an equal...even though this...
Never walk behind your husband.
Always walk beside him.
A good wife is her husbands partner in crime, best friend, advocate, attorney, and playmate.
It is important to make sure you maintain a constant and equal presence.
If you have a dream, chase after it.
If you have a career work it like its your hardest.
Make sure you and your husband support one another in your life quests.
Whatever...
Curing a Pornography Addiction
So, my husband thought he was slick by looking at pornography behind my back.
Not that I check his internet history or anything (I check it every day religiously).
Anyhow, I noticed that he not only had 200+ porn sites in his favorites but he also looks at porn daily.
At first I was angered. Why doesn’t he just like me? Why can’t he just be happy with me.
Then I remembered being...
I'm forcing my husband to eat healthier (we're...
Each day I pack his lunch (this by no means is intended to set the female population back 15 years, its just if I don’t pack it- he eats like an asshole).
So here is a lunch recipe for you!
Caesar Turkey Wrap
1 serving View Nutrition Facts
Ingredients
1 large (10-inch) whole-grain tortilla
2.5 ounces sliced turkey breast
1/2 cup shredded romaine lettuce
1 tablespoon...
His urine lands everywhere but the commode.
Husband of mine, oh husband of mine,
If you go into our bathroom and stand next to the shower you will see this thing that some call a commode.
Its great, its got a vaccuum within it and water, and anything you put inside of it is suctioned down.
What does this mean?
Well for one, this should be your first stop before you get in the shower every morning (don’t think I haven’t...
The Mexican Standoff- Handling unwanted issues...
My husband can be the most annoying pig that has ever walked this planet.
Do not misunderstand me.
I love him.
He is kind, he is funny, and more than anything he is absolutely beautiful.
However, he is also self absorbed, rude, and mentally still a 21 year old bachelor.
Thus, bringing me to the task at hand.
Training.
Training is not always easy when you are dealing with a man, it has to be...
The Rules for being a "good wife"...
1. Be capable of anticipating each and every one of your husbands needs.
2. Never complain, get angry, raise your voice or express yourself.
3. Never ask questions.
4. Wake up an hour before your husband each morning, shower, and make yourself look nice, your husband should never see you without makeup.
5. Have dinner and a drink ready for your husband when he arrives home after a long day of...